
0 % is even bitchy als mij. 4 % minder bitchy. 96 % bitchier!
Maar er is ook een bastard test voor de heren, is misschien makkelijker: 
http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/Whaddya know, ook 16 %. 0 % is een even grote bastard als ik. 3 % is minder 97 % meer.
En:
      72% like to drink 
    56% gamble 
    52% will lie for sex 
    46% have cheated 
  17% would have sex with a relative 
 7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone 
 7% like childporn 
en wat feiten:
The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard. 
 Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
 Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
 Catholics are more likely to spit on you. 
 Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.